Mafia joke

A mafia guy came home from work in a pretty good mood.

"How was work, Honey?" His wife asked.

"I got good news, and I got bad news," he told her.

"Well," pondered his wife, "I'll guess I'll take the good news first."

"Okay, get this," he boasted. "The boss gave me an important new job, and he's paying me FIFTY GRAND! I start tomorrow."

"That's fantastic, honey! Did you tell your best friend, Vinnie, yet?" She excitedly gushed.

"I said there was bad news, too, baby," he frowned. "Vinnie's dead."

"Oh my God, no! Vinnie was the best!" She cried. "He gave the kids a nice present every Christmas! When did he pass away?"

The Mafioso looked down and shook his head. "Tomorrow."

 

 

 

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